1 00:00:03,742 --> 00:00:04,091 . 2 00:00:04,134 --> 00:00:06,049 - "Will and Grace" is recorded in front 3 00:00:06,093 --> 00:00:07,268 of a live studio audience. 4 00:00:07,311 --> 00:00:08,530 - Good morning. [laughs] 5 00:00:08,573 --> 00:00:11,141 Welcome to our gender reveal breakfast. 6 00:00:11,185 --> 00:00:13,578 [laughs] It's a big moment. 7 00:00:13,622 --> 00:00:15,450 We are one prick away from finding out 8 00:00:15,493 --> 00:00:17,582 one of the most important-- 9 00:00:17,626 --> 00:00:19,497 - Yeah, can we move things along please? 10 00:00:19,541 --> 00:00:21,847 Lot to do today. 11 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:24,024 - Sorry. We are two pricks away 12 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,634 from finding out-- 13 00:00:25,677 --> 00:00:28,071 Guys, I have a speech and a poem, 14 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:29,333 so can we please just do this? 15 00:00:29,377 --> 00:00:32,728 - Yeah, audience question. Can we cut the poem? 16 00:00:32,771 --> 00:00:35,165 I have to sneak my headshot and resume into a stack 17 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:36,993 of submissions for a Broadway show. 18 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:38,168 And then we have to get to the ballpark 19 00:00:38,212 --> 00:00:39,430 because Karen's baseball team 20 00:00:39,474 --> 00:00:41,084 has their championship game today. 21 00:00:41,128 --> 00:00:44,174 - Me owning a baseball team, who-da thunk it? 22 00:00:45,219 --> 00:00:48,048 It's almost as crazy as a homo having a baby. 23 00:00:48,091 --> 00:00:49,745 [giggles] 24 00:00:51,747 --> 00:00:53,009 Go on, Wilma. 25 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,533 - Thank you. [clears throat] 26 00:00:55,577 --> 00:00:57,883 A gender party is a curious thing. 27 00:00:57,927 --> 00:01:00,147 [balloon pops] Ah! 28 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,542 - It's a girl. 29 00:01:05,891 --> 00:01:07,284 - Oh, thank God! It's a girl. 30 00:01:07,328 --> 00:01:10,766 [stammering] I'm gonna name her Harper. 31 00:01:10,809 --> 00:01:13,725 She'll be dressed head-to-toe in breathable French cotton. 32 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:17,381 She'll smell like an expensive hotel bathroom her entire life. 33 00:01:17,425 --> 00:01:18,948 [stammering] She'll be a giver 34 00:01:18,991 --> 00:01:20,776 but still have a fierce independent streak. 35 00:01:20,819 --> 00:01:22,212 And most important, 36 00:01:22,256 --> 00:01:23,474 she won't be a gross, smelly boy 37 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:24,823 that I'll have to teach sports to. 38 00:01:24,867 --> 00:01:28,000 [exhales] Okay. Okay. 39 00:01:28,044 --> 00:01:30,394 Okay. Sorry, that's-- 40 00:01:30,438 --> 00:01:33,093 I'm done. Your turn, Grace. 41 00:01:33,136 --> 00:01:35,573 Remember, boy, girl... 42 00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:37,358 [sniffs] 43 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:40,100 doesn't matter. 44 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:44,278 - Um... 45 00:01:44,321 --> 00:01:46,584 actually, I'm gonna wait. - What? 46 00:01:46,628 --> 00:01:48,804 - All of a sudden, I'm not sure what I want, 47 00:01:48,847 --> 00:01:50,719 or what I don't want, or how I'll feel 48 00:01:50,762 --> 00:01:53,417 when I find out what I've got, so, um... 49 00:01:54,853 --> 00:01:56,507 Yeah. 50 00:02:00,032 --> 00:02:01,251 - Yeah, well, great party. 51 00:02:01,295 --> 00:02:02,252 - Yeah. - Yeah. 52 00:02:02,296 --> 00:02:03,601 We're gonna jam. 53 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:05,560 You two are delicious, everything we're for. 54 00:02:05,603 --> 00:02:07,344 Shift it, Kar. 55 00:02:07,388 --> 00:02:10,260 [upbeat trumpet and piano music] 56 00:02:10,304 --> 00:02:17,441 ♪ 57 00:02:19,226 --> 00:02:20,966 - ♪ Hello, my baby, hello, my honey ♪ 58 00:02:21,010 --> 00:02:23,186 ♪ Hello, my baby girl 59 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,232 ♪ Having a baby girl 60 00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:26,842 ♪ She's a baby and... 61 00:02:26,885 --> 00:02:29,279 ♪ And she's a girl 62 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:30,846 [giggles] I'll work on the lyrics. 63 00:02:30,889 --> 00:02:32,978 [phone ringing] 64 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:34,719 Hey, Jenny, hi. 65 00:02:34,763 --> 00:02:36,460 - Hey, I got your message. What's up? 66 00:02:36,504 --> 00:02:38,854 - Oh, big news. We're having a girl. 67 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:40,899 [laughing] We're having a girl! 68 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,074 Can you believe it? 69 00:02:42,118 --> 00:02:44,860 - Oh, congrats. I'm so happy for you. 70 00:02:44,903 --> 00:02:46,949 - Well, I'm so happy for both of us. 71 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:49,517 We're bringing a beautiful baby girl into the world, 72 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,475 and even more important, it's not a boy. 73 00:02:51,519 --> 00:02:53,347 We're having a girl. 74 00:02:53,390 --> 00:02:56,654 - Well--I mean, you're having a girl. 75 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:59,048 - What? No, we're doing this together. 76 00:02:59,091 --> 00:03:00,223 - Well, not exactly. 77 00:03:00,267 --> 00:03:02,225 Uh, I'm providing a service. 78 00:03:02,269 --> 00:03:05,489 I'm like an Amazon Locker for your baby. 79 00:03:05,533 --> 00:03:07,970 - Come on. This is huge for us. 80 00:03:08,013 --> 00:03:10,494 At least let me take you to lunch to celebrate. 81 00:03:10,538 --> 00:03:11,495 What's your favorite restaurant? 82 00:03:11,539 --> 00:03:13,193 - Café Figaro, but I'm actually 83 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,368 meeting a guy for lunch here. 84 00:03:14,411 --> 00:03:16,805 - Oh, who's the guy? - Chase. 85 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:18,241 - I thought we didn't like him. 86 00:03:18,285 --> 00:03:20,504 You said he was a bad guy. I'm gonna meet you there. 87 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:21,679 - What? No. 88 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:22,854 What did I tell you about boundaries? 89 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:24,639 You do not get involved with my exes, 90 00:03:24,682 --> 00:03:28,512 and you do not demonstrate how to work a nursing bra. 91 00:03:28,556 --> 00:03:30,166 - I didn't know the pump was on. 92 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,776 It was upsetting for both of us. 93 00:03:33,387 --> 00:03:34,866 [phone beeping] Hold on. 94 00:03:34,910 --> 00:03:36,564 I got another call. 95 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:38,348 - Hello. - Uh, Mr. Truman-- 96 00:03:38,392 --> 00:03:40,437 Dante DiLorenzo. 97 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:43,223 We met at my hair clinic a few months ago. 98 00:03:43,266 --> 00:03:45,007 Uh, this is a courtesy call 99 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,401 to let you know that I have ended my marriage 100 00:03:47,444 --> 00:03:49,925 in order to live my truth as a gay man. 101 00:03:51,666 --> 00:03:53,276 - Okay. 102 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,017 - Sorry, I'm new at this, 103 00:03:55,060 --> 00:03:57,541 but you did mark single on your consultation form. 104 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,674 FYI, my ex-wife, Melinda, 105 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:02,459 is pretty sure I'm a thirsty submissive. 106 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:08,204 - Okay, um, I'm--look, I'm really flattered, but-- 107 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,554 - Hey, no need to finish that sentence. 108 00:04:10,598 --> 00:04:12,077 You are right to reject me. 109 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:14,297 As a straight man, Melinda said I was a 6, 110 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:16,430 and as a gay man, I'm barely a 3 1/2. 111 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:17,909 Thank you and have a nice day. 112 00:04:17,953 --> 00:04:19,084 - No, no, no. Wait, wait. 113 00:04:19,128 --> 00:04:20,477 Doctor. - Yes? 114 00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:21,652 - How does lunch sound? 115 00:04:21,696 --> 00:04:22,914 - Great! 116 00:04:22,958 --> 00:04:24,916 Uh, how's Monday? I know a place in Midtown. 117 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,571 - Meet me at Café Figaro in 15 minutes. 118 00:04:27,615 --> 00:04:29,921 - Yes, sir. [chuckles] 119 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:32,620 Is it appropriate for me to say "I am aroused"? 120 00:04:32,663 --> 00:04:34,404 - Save it for dessert. 121 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,754 [exciting piano music] 122 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:39,409 - Hey, Mrs. Walker. What an exciting day. 123 00:04:39,453 --> 00:04:41,150 A shot at the title. 124 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:43,283 So, do you have prepared remarks, 125 00:04:43,326 --> 00:04:44,545 an inspiring quote, 126 00:04:44,588 --> 00:04:46,547 a rousing call to action? 127 00:04:46,590 --> 00:04:48,288 - Prepared what? Inspiring huh? 128 00:04:48,331 --> 00:04:51,029 A rousing call to ca--? 129 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:52,640 - What you say in this moment 130 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:54,511 could be the difference between victory 131 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:57,253 and pushing them from casual opioid abusers 132 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:58,602 to full-blown addicts. 133 00:04:58,646 --> 00:05:02,127 Guys, Mrs. Walker has something to say. 134 00:05:02,171 --> 00:05:03,738 - Honey, I've got nothing prepared. 135 00:05:03,781 --> 00:05:05,348 I barely know where I am right now. 136 00:05:05,392 --> 00:05:06,436 What do I say? 137 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,437 - Okay, I got it. 138 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:08,699 Remember what you said to me 139 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:10,875 before my very first commercial audition? 140 00:05:10,919 --> 00:05:13,487 - You probably won't get it. Let's go to brunch. 141 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:14,792 - No, you said that to me 142 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:17,578 before my audition for "Crazy Rich Asians." 143 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:19,754 Which I didn't get because-- [snorts] 144 00:05:19,797 --> 00:05:22,365 I'm not rich. 145 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:23,975 It was a DiGiorno ad, 146 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:27,718 and I didn't think I could play a straight guy. 147 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:30,112 - That was a good speech. I'll do that one. 148 00:05:30,155 --> 00:05:31,374 - Okay, good, and I'll score it 149 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:33,333 with dramatic music using my phone. 150 00:05:33,376 --> 00:05:35,639 - [exhales] All right. Listen up. 151 00:05:35,683 --> 00:05:36,988 [inspirational music playing on phone] 152 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:38,381 I know you're nervous. 153 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:39,730 The other guys 154 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:42,646 have got more talent, more experience, 155 00:05:42,690 --> 00:05:46,171 and let's face it-- more testosterone than you do. 156 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:47,738 ♪ 157 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:51,742 But you have something they don't have. 158 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:54,005 A lifetime 159 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:57,661 of people telling you that you're not good enough. 160 00:05:57,705 --> 00:06:00,838 Today, you're gonna go out there and show them 161 00:06:00,882 --> 00:06:04,799 that in this country, being unqualified for something 162 00:06:04,842 --> 00:06:06,409 is no match 163 00:06:06,453 --> 00:06:09,499 for a totally unfounded sense of self-confidence. 164 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,936 Now let me hear you say it. 165 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:16,027 "It's not delivery. It's DiGiorno." 166 00:06:16,071 --> 00:06:19,074 [together] It's not delivery? It's DiGiorno? 167 00:06:19,117 --> 00:06:21,206 - Say it like you mean it. 168 00:06:21,250 --> 00:06:23,818 [together] It's not delivery. It's DiGiorno. 169 00:06:23,861 --> 00:06:25,123 - Say it! 170 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:27,561 [together] It's not delivery! It's DiGiorno! 171 00:06:27,604 --> 00:06:30,302 - Damn right it is! - Let's go! 172 00:06:30,346 --> 00:06:33,393 [all cheering, yelling] 173 00:06:39,921 --> 00:06:41,749 - How did I not get that part? 174 00:06:41,792 --> 00:06:43,141 - Oh, honey. 175 00:06:43,185 --> 00:06:44,534 - Just hearing that speech 176 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:46,406 took me back to the old Jack. 177 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:47,537 Yeah. - [giggles] 178 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:50,061 - When I think about how pathetic I was. 179 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:53,064 I get one text about an audition, 180 00:06:53,108 --> 00:06:55,719 be convinced it was gonna change my whole life, 181 00:06:55,763 --> 00:06:57,547 run around the room like a crazy person, 182 00:06:57,591 --> 00:06:59,462 flailing my arms in the air, 183 00:06:59,506 --> 00:07:01,986 and screech into a towel until I'd faint. 184 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:03,466 [both laughing] 185 00:07:03,510 --> 00:07:05,816 Ah, thank God those days are behind us, huh? 186 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:07,165 - Yeah. - I can't even-- 187 00:07:07,209 --> 00:07:10,560 [phone dings] - Oh, let's see what that is... 188 00:07:10,604 --> 00:07:12,954 Mayor Pete Buttigieg-- I got an audition! 189 00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:14,651 I got an audition! 190 00:07:14,695 --> 00:07:16,697 [screaming] Oh, my God! I got an audition! 191 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,742 My whole life is about to change! 192 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:20,527 I'm gonna be rich and famous, 193 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:22,572 and everybody's gonna love me! 194 00:07:22,616 --> 00:07:26,097 [muffled screaming] 195 00:07:28,578 --> 00:07:29,579 [body thuds] 196 00:07:29,623 --> 00:07:31,102 [exciting piano music] 197 00:07:34,497 --> 00:07:34,715 . 198 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:37,021 - What am I afraid of? 199 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:39,415 Boy or girl? Win-win! 200 00:07:40,547 --> 00:07:43,898 But having a girl would be amazing. 201 00:07:43,941 --> 00:07:46,161 Oh. 202 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:48,511 I could sing the song 203 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:51,296 that my mom used to sing to me. Remember, Mom? 204 00:07:53,168 --> 00:07:57,041 ♪ My hope is that you're pretty in life ♪ 205 00:07:57,085 --> 00:08:00,349 ♪ You meet a man and become his wife ♪ 206 00:08:01,698 --> 00:08:05,310 ♪ Have his children, six or eight ♪ 207 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:09,314 ♪ Eat small meals to maintain your weight ♪ 208 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:18,454 What a jacked up song! 209 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,457 No wonder my sisters are so messed up, right? 210 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:25,722 Look, I don't want you to obsess over your looks. 211 00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:27,289 Okay? 212 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:30,901 If your eyebrows look a little Frida Kahlo-ish, 213 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:33,338 or you put too much lox spread 214 00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:34,818 on your second bagel, 215 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,124 you go girl! 216 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:38,518 I won't say a word. 217 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:41,477 But I won't have to. 218 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:42,783 Because you'll take one look at my face 219 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:45,873 and you will see that I'm totally judging you. 220 00:08:45,916 --> 00:08:49,877 And jealous that you can still metabolize bagels. 221 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,401 [sobbing] 222 00:08:55,186 --> 00:08:57,580 [sighs] That's why 223 00:08:57,624 --> 00:09:00,278 I would be the worst mother to a girl. 224 00:09:00,322 --> 00:09:03,586 Other than my mom. 225 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:06,937 And Maleficent. 226 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:09,157 - Normally I would order the fettuccine, 227 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,941 but now that I'm gay, 228 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:13,465 I need to be a bit more of a body fascist. 229 00:09:13,509 --> 00:09:17,295 So, um, a salad and we share an app? 230 00:09:17,339 --> 00:09:19,297 Is that how it works? - That's an old stereotype. 231 00:09:19,341 --> 00:09:21,604 Gay men are not that militant about what we eat. 232 00:09:21,648 --> 00:09:23,650 We do not need bread. 233 00:09:25,086 --> 00:09:26,348 I don't like that tension. 234 00:09:26,391 --> 00:09:30,221 - I imagine I'll loosen up as I become more gay. 235 00:09:30,265 --> 00:09:33,660 - Oh, no, sorry. I'm talking about that couple. 236 00:09:34,574 --> 00:09:36,445 - Oh, right. I saw this on "Pose." 237 00:09:36,488 --> 00:09:38,882 We're gonna be bitchy queens. 238 00:09:38,926 --> 00:09:40,971 Like, uh, "The '90s called collect 239 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:42,451 "to talk about his hair 240 00:09:42,494 --> 00:09:45,889 and he accepted the charges." 241 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,543 - Good first try, yeah, but, uh, 242 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:51,025 shorter, funnier, and more from this century. 243 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:53,593 - So much to process, being newly gay. 244 00:09:53,636 --> 00:09:54,594 [chuckles] 245 00:09:54,637 --> 00:09:56,160 Actually, I've known for 26 years, 246 00:09:56,204 --> 00:09:58,772 but Saturday, I tried on a pair of short-shorts, 247 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:01,731 and said, "These legs belong on a man's shoulders." 248 00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:06,431 - Well, we all have our origin story. 249 00:10:07,824 --> 00:10:10,740 - But you could be a boy, couldn't you, 250 00:10:10,784 --> 00:10:12,699 gender balloon? 251 00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:15,876 [sighs] 252 00:10:15,919 --> 00:10:18,618 My boy. [laughs] 253 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,403 Little boys are so sweet, 254 00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,231 sensitive, and loving. 255 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:26,451 You will be kind and gentle, 256 00:10:26,495 --> 00:10:28,802 and you won't be afraid to cry. 257 00:10:28,845 --> 00:10:30,542 And we will always be close, 258 00:10:30,586 --> 00:10:32,544 because you're not gonna be one of those boys 259 00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,895 who's embarrassed to hang out with his mom 260 00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,418 after he hits puberty. 261 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,768 And you'll still snuggle with me. 262 00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:45,079 Oh, my God, if I'm your mother, you're never gonna get laid! 263 00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:48,299 [sobbing] Oh, no! 264 00:10:50,301 --> 00:10:53,261 No, no. I can't--I can't. 265 00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:55,698 I can't--I can't even look at you. 266 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:59,223 [sighs] I am setting you free. 267 00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:02,400 Good-bye gender balloon. 268 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:07,362 [exhales] 269 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,234 Gender balloon? 270 00:11:11,975 --> 00:11:14,935 Gender balloon! 271 00:11:14,978 --> 00:11:18,721 Come back! 272 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,767 - Do we kiss now? 273 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,420 - I'm gonna say we're not there yet. 274 00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:24,379 - Okay. - Oh, look at him. 275 00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,337 Eating off her plate, the mooch. 276 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:28,383 You just know he's not paying for lunch. 277 00:11:28,426 --> 00:11:31,473 - Oh, are we not done tearing those people down yet? 278 00:11:31,516 --> 00:11:34,432 - Sorry, I know that woman. It's a long st-- 279 00:11:34,476 --> 00:11:36,739 Where'd she go? 280 00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,262 Did he make her cry? 281 00:11:38,306 --> 00:11:39,960 That is the last thing she needs right now. 282 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:42,005 Should I go over there? Should I say something? 283 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:43,877 - I wouldn't. - Jenny. 284 00:11:43,920 --> 00:11:47,010 Hey. What a surprise. 285 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,969 This is-- Look at us both here! 286 00:11:49,012 --> 00:11:50,274 [laughs nervously] 287 00:11:50,318 --> 00:11:52,059 - What the hell, Will? You're spying on me? 288 00:11:52,102 --> 00:11:54,539 - Drama! 289 00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,150 Am--am I doing this correctly? 290 00:11:56,193 --> 00:11:59,501 Do I snap up? Do I do the Z? 291 00:11:59,544 --> 00:12:01,329 - It's just one jazzy snap across the body. 292 00:12:01,372 --> 00:12:02,460 [snaps] 293 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,549 [exciting piano music] 294 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:07,378 . 295 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:10,294 - Sorry, I just got-- got a little overwhelmed. 296 00:12:10,338 --> 00:12:13,863 The audition is for the revival of my favorite musical. 297 00:12:13,907 --> 00:12:16,257 - They're bringing back "Diddler on the Poof"? 298 00:12:16,300 --> 00:12:18,912 - No. It's for "On the Town." 299 00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:21,784 I'm auditioning for the pivotal dual role 300 00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:25,135 of Sailor Number Five and Fourth Workman. 301 00:12:25,179 --> 00:12:26,963 But, Kar, before you go back out there, 302 00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:28,791 do you mind running it with me once real quick? 303 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:29,923 - Sure, honey. Go ahead. 304 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:31,489 - Oh, my gosh, okay. Thank you so much. 305 00:12:31,533 --> 00:12:34,666 Um, it's the baritone harmony from the opening number. 306 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,668 - Ooh. - [steadies breath] 307 00:12:36,712 --> 00:12:38,409 Five, six, seven, eight. 308 00:12:40,368 --> 00:12:42,109 ♪ Ooh 309 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:45,982 ♪ Diddy diddy 310 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,377 ♪ Zap zap 311 00:12:52,554 --> 00:12:53,685 ♪ Ooh 312 00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:57,515 [holding note] ♪ Ah 313 00:12:57,559 --> 00:12:59,039 ♪ Ahoy! 314 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:02,999 [exhales] Thank you. 315 00:13:03,043 --> 00:13:04,696 And then I'm silent for like 64 bars. 316 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:07,177 - A 3-run homer? Am I dreaming? 317 00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:09,745 I must be dreaming. Someone pinch me. 318 00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,660 [yelps] That hurt so much. 319 00:13:11,703 --> 00:13:14,271 It's really happening! [yelps] 320 00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,494 - You better go out there, Kar. It's a big day. 321 00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,496 - Ah, big day for both of us. 322 00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:24,847 Your first Broadway audition. - It sure is. 323 00:13:24,891 --> 00:13:25,848 - Come on. I'll walk you out. 324 00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:27,763 - Okay, great. 325 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:31,854 - You coming? - Yeah, I'm, uh, 326 00:13:31,898 --> 00:13:33,900 right behind you. - Okay. 327 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,034 Honey? 328 00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:40,297 - Just don't know if I can do this. 329 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:43,605 - This is your chance to be a gay actor on Broadway. 330 00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:46,042 It's never been done. 331 00:13:46,086 --> 00:13:49,045 You could break the ass ceiling. 332 00:13:49,089 --> 00:13:51,961 - Maybe it's time to just face reality. 333 00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:53,745 I'm not a Broadway-caliber actor, 334 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,922 and I never will be. 335 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,273 - Now, you listen to me. 336 00:13:59,316 --> 00:14:02,058 Our friendship is the most successful relationship 337 00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:04,931 of my life. And do you know why? 338 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:09,892 - Because I threw that gun in the river for you? 339 00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,589 - Because when I'm down, 340 00:14:11,633 --> 00:14:12,895 you make me believe 341 00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:15,942 that something great is just around the corner. 342 00:14:17,639 --> 00:14:19,902 You're a dreamer, Jackie. 343 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:22,122 It's the very best part of you. 344 00:14:23,819 --> 00:14:26,691 Come on. I'ma take you to that audition. 345 00:14:26,735 --> 00:14:28,476 - But what about the game? 346 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:29,956 - Oh, honey. 347 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:33,611 You're way more important to me than some silly game. 348 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,178 You're my poodle. 349 00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:40,183 [distant cheering] 350 00:14:41,706 --> 00:14:44,100 [whispers] Kay, now. 351 00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,581 Hey, um, you wiped the fingerprints 352 00:14:46,624 --> 00:14:49,801 off that gun first, right? 353 00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,108 Oh, it doesn't matter. They're your prints. 354 00:14:53,153 --> 00:14:54,937 - Hello, uh, this is Grace Adler. 355 00:14:54,981 --> 00:14:56,547 I'm a patient of Dr. Saperstein's, 356 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:59,333 and I'm calling to find out the gender of my baby. 357 00:14:59,376 --> 00:15:02,902 - Yeah, you're gonna wanna check between the legs. 358 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,688 If it's an outie, it's a boy. 359 00:15:06,731 --> 00:15:07,994 If it's an innie, it's a girl. 360 00:15:08,037 --> 00:15:09,299 And if it's both, 361 00:15:09,343 --> 00:15:11,171 please take a picture and send it to me. 362 00:15:11,214 --> 00:15:13,303 I've always wanted to see one of those. 363 00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,132 - No, I'm pregnant. 364 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:17,481 - Okay, well then you're a girl. 365 00:15:17,525 --> 00:15:19,179 Does that help? 366 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:21,398 - Nurse? Just look it up. 367 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:24,053 - Okay, let's see. Grace Adler. 368 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:26,751 Date of birth, 4/7/19. 369 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:29,102 Wait. That can't be right. 370 00:15:29,145 --> 00:15:31,234 - Just tell me the gender, please. 371 00:15:31,278 --> 00:15:32,844 - It says the gender information 372 00:15:32,888 --> 00:15:34,498 has been sent to a balloon company. 373 00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,283 - Oh, yeah, um... 374 00:15:36,326 --> 00:15:38,024 things didn't really work out with the balloon, 375 00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,591 and I threw it off the balcony. 376 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:44,552 - Well, let's hope things work out with the baby. 377 00:15:44,595 --> 00:15:47,729 - Just tell me if I'm having a boy or a girl. 378 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,339 - "Ms. Adler requests 379 00:15:49,383 --> 00:15:51,994 not to disclose information over the phone." 380 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,474 - Yes, yes. I know. 381 00:15:53,517 --> 00:15:55,041 That's because I didn't think I'd be patient enough 382 00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,217 to wait for the balloon, but I was. 383 00:15:57,260 --> 00:16:00,089 But I--I just got scared. 384 00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:03,005 You know, that big question mark on that balloon 385 00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:05,312 just staring you right in the face, you know? 386 00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:06,791 - Yeah, I get it. You're conflicted. 387 00:16:06,835 --> 00:16:09,969 It's like the first time I hooked up with my step-dad. 388 00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:14,147 - The first time? 389 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,366 - Yeah, it was my 40th birthday, 390 00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:18,890 and my step-dad said I wasn't allowed 391 00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,544 to get my ears pierced. 392 00:16:20,588 --> 00:16:22,677 And I said, "I don't have to listen to you. 393 00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:24,940 You're not my real dad." 394 00:16:26,724 --> 00:16:29,989 From then on, it escalated into something really special. 395 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,384 - Uh, thanks for, um, 396 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:37,953 well, uh... I'm not really sure, just-- 397 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,217 [sighs] 398 00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:42,914 Okay, I guess this is a sign 399 00:16:42,958 --> 00:16:45,961 that I'm--I'm not supposed to know. 400 00:16:47,963 --> 00:16:49,747 [yelping] 401 00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,315 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 402 00:16:52,359 --> 00:16:55,144 Gender balloon, you came back! 403 00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:59,018 Don't you make me worry like that ever again! 404 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:03,631 This is clearly a sign that I'm supposed to find out. 405 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:05,241 Okay. [sighs] 406 00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:06,721 I'm gonna wait until Will gets home, 407 00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:08,592 and then I'm gonna pop you. 408 00:17:08,636 --> 00:17:10,029 And I don't care. 409 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,595 Boy or girl, 410 00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:14,685 I'm gonna love you no matter what. 411 00:17:14,729 --> 00:17:15,860 [balloon pops] 412 00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,297 [exciting piano music] 413 00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:20,213 . 414 00:17:20,256 --> 00:17:22,432 - Let's just get one thing really clear here. 415 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,695 You and me? Business arrangement. 416 00:17:24,739 --> 00:17:26,045 I'm really just your oven. 417 00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:28,786 - But you're not. That's the problem. 418 00:17:28,830 --> 00:17:30,049 Please. 419 00:17:33,835 --> 00:17:35,924 I don't know how to keep things separate. 420 00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:38,579 You're doing this extraordinary thing for me. 421 00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:39,928 You're giving me something 422 00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:42,235 the world has told me for my entire life 423 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:44,324 that I could never have. 424 00:17:44,367 --> 00:17:46,935 I have all this love for you and... 425 00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:48,328 I don't know what to do with it. 426 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,199 - I feel close to you too. 427 00:17:50,243 --> 00:17:53,246 And I hate that because these relationships have an end date. 428 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:54,943 I've done this before. 429 00:17:54,986 --> 00:17:57,119 I've gotten invested. I've gotten hurt. 430 00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:59,382 You're just gonna move on once the baby is born. 431 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,341 - Jenny, that is not who I am. 432 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:05,084 For me, it'd be weird if you weren't in my life in some way. 433 00:18:06,302 --> 00:18:07,651 - For me, too. 434 00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:11,090 - Can't we just do this however we want? 435 00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:14,310 - We could give it a try. 436 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:15,877 - I'd like that. 437 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,578 - Will, uh, I'm sorry, 438 00:18:21,622 --> 00:18:24,146 but I think there's a spark with Chase. 439 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:27,193 He just asked me to co-sign a loan for him. 440 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:32,415 But thank you for taking my gay cherry. 441 00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,156 - Terrific. Tell your friends. 442 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:40,380 - So I kissed the balloon, 443 00:18:40,423 --> 00:18:43,731 and you know how I haven't waxed my upper lip in a while? 444 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:45,994 Well, it popped, 445 00:18:46,037 --> 00:18:48,301 and the glitter powder got all over me, 446 00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,606 but I wanted to surprise you. 447 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,174 I am having... 448 00:18:52,218 --> 00:18:53,828 - I got the part! 449 00:18:57,223 --> 00:18:59,529 You are looking at the third understudy 450 00:18:59,573 --> 00:19:02,402 for Sailor Number Five/Fourth Workman 451 00:19:02,445 --> 00:19:04,795 on Broadway. 452 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,058 - Jack, that is amazing! 453 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:10,105 It just goes to show you if you kind of try 454 00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,326 for 38 years, good things happen. 455 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:14,849 - Congratulations! 456 00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,764 I have big news too. 457 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:18,026 I am having-- 458 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,070 - We did it! 459 00:19:19,114 --> 00:19:20,724 Bottom of the tenth, bases loaded, 460 00:19:20,768 --> 00:19:23,249 Rodriguez with a grand salami. 461 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,294 - Who in this castle of queers 462 00:19:25,338 --> 00:19:28,297 looks like they understand what that means? 463 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:32,127 Well, did we win or lose? 464 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,215 - We won. 465 00:19:33,259 --> 00:19:35,304 We beat the Adirondack Mosquitoes. 466 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,132 - Good Lord, it's over. 467 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,135 I am finally done with baseball! 468 00:19:41,223 --> 00:19:43,834 - Well, until the new season starts. 469 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,446 Then there's recruiting, spring training, 470 00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:47,621 signing free agents-- 471 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:48,970 - Can I say my thing now? 472 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:51,799 I'm getting sweaty, and I'm out of muffins. 473 00:19:51,842 --> 00:19:53,844 - Sorry, ghost. 474 00:19:53,888 --> 00:19:55,803 It's just so exciting. 475 00:19:55,846 --> 00:19:57,370 Baseball never ends. 476 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,893 - Well, it does for me. 477 00:19:58,936 --> 00:20:02,157 I was just doing this to stick it to my ex. 478 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,419 But, uh, 479 00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:06,727 you seem like you really care about this team 480 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:09,773 and have nothing else to live for. 481 00:20:11,384 --> 00:20:14,256 Do you want the Millstones? 482 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,040 - Oh, my God, yes. 483 00:20:16,084 --> 00:20:17,477 Mrs. Walker, 484 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:20,784 you are the best thing that's ever happened to me. 485 00:20:20,828 --> 00:20:23,570 - What are you talking about? She ruined your bakery. 486 00:20:23,613 --> 00:20:24,919 - She took away your first name. 487 00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,268 - She forced you to spend a night in the woods 488 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,269 with a baby bear. 489 00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:28,357 - And now she's making 490 00:20:28,401 --> 00:20:30,272 all of my dreams come true. 491 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:34,450 Thanks, Mrs. Walker. - Come on. 492 00:20:34,494 --> 00:20:37,192 You can call me Karen. - Oh. 493 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,150 - Nope, Mrs. Walker. 494 00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:44,417 Good luck, Amy, and, uh, don't forget 495 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,288 you signed an NDA. 496 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:53,295 - Can I say my news now? 497 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:54,862 Will. 498 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,827 - How dare you? 499 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,961 If you got a part in Blue Man Group 500 00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:08,615 and are stealing my Broadway moment, 501 00:21:08,658 --> 00:21:10,878 I will never forgive you. 502 00:21:11,966 --> 00:21:13,402 - I'm having a boy. 503 00:21:14,969 --> 00:21:16,971 - And? 504 00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:18,581 - I am so, so happy. 505 00:21:18,625 --> 00:21:20,801 [all laughing]